Terms of Service

Incuriously ("we," "us," "the facts people," "those who know too much") provides daily facts you never asked for via our website, newsletters, and wherever else we show up uninvited.

By accessing our services, you acknowledge that:

• You're here voluntarily (we think)
• You may learn things against your will
• We're not responsible for what you do with this information at parties
• Octopuses really do have three hearts. That one's free.

If you create an account or subscribe to our newsletter, you agree to:

• Provide accurate information (or at least a working email)
• Keep your password secure (we won't ask for it, ever)
• Not share your account like it's a Netflix password
• Accept that unsubscribing will make us mildly sad

We reserve the right to terminate accounts that violate these terms, spam us, or persistently reply to our emails with "unsubscribe" instead of clicking the button.

All facts, copy, designs, and general vibes on Incuriously are ours. We research them. We write them. We agonize over semicolons.

You may:

• Share facts with attribution (say where you got it)
• Screenshot for personal amusement
• Impress people at dinner parties (please do)

You may not:

• Republish our content as your own
• Scrape our site for your AI training data
• Sell our facts. They're not yours to sell.
• Claim you knew the flamingo thing before us

Sometimes brands pay us to share facts about their products. Capitalism, etc. When this happens:

• We'll label it clearly as "Sponsored"
• The fact will still be true (we have standards)
• We won't pretend it's editorial when it's not
• We reserve the right to reject ads that are boring

If you want to advertise, there's a page for that. You probably won't find it interesting.

We try really hard to be accurate. Like, embarrassingly hard. We check sources, verify claims, and lose sleep over whether "approximately" is the right word.

That said:

• We're human (allegedly). Mistakes happen.
• Science changes. Yesterday's fact is tomorrow's "well, actually."
• We provide facts "as is" — entertainment, not medical/legal/life advice
• Don't make major decisions based on our newsletter. Please.

If you find an error, tell us. We'll fix it and quietly spiral.

You agree not to:

• Hack, attack, or otherwise mess with our site
• Use bots to sign up for thousands of accounts (why would you)
• Harass our team or other users
• Do anything illegal, unethical, or generally uncool
• Send us unsolicited "fact ideas" that are just ads for your band

We might update these terms occasionally. When we do, we'll change the date at the top. We won't email you about it because that would be annoying, and we're already in your inbox enough.

Continued use after changes = acceptance. The classic move.

Questions about these terms? Complaints? Existential dread about legal agreements?

legal@incuriously.com

We'll respond. Eventually. Probably.