We were doing fine over here. Minding our own business. Writing facts nobody asked for. And now you want to talk?
Anyway.
There's a link at the bottom of every email. We made it easy because we respect your time. Unlike this contact form.
It wasn't. But if you have genuine sources, we'll look. We won't enjoy it.
If it's advertising, go to the advertise page. If it's "synergy," we're busy.
You want to write about us? We're flattered. Confused, but flattered. Fine, reach out below.
We don't do podcasts. Not because we're too good for them. We just don't have faces for video or voices for audio.
Actually, this one's fine. We pretend not to care but we screenshot these and share them in our Slack.
We'll read it. Eventually. During our lunch break. If we remember.
Yes. Every single one. We have a small team and no social lives. Your message about that octopus fact being "technically misleading" haunts us to this day.
You can try. Include your source. Make it interesting. We'll steal it, rewrite it to sound more apathetic, and never credit you. Just kidding. We'll credit you. In very small text.
Not at the moment. But send us something interesting anyway. If you can write in our voice without making it sound forced, we'll remember you when we inevitably burn out.
Because "Facts You Were Never Looking For" was too long for a domain name. Also, we like the irony of an educational brand named after the absence of curiosity. We're fun at parties.
Yes. Please. We're isolated in an office writing facts about shrimp hearts and the temperature of lightning. Human connection would be nice. Don't make it weird though.
We check DMs when we're bored. So, often.